Full House (TV Series)
Silence Is Not Golden (1993)
J.D. Daniels: Charles
Quotes
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Charles : Look, the thing is my dad does hit me sometimes, but it's my own fault for ticking him off. Boy, did he really clobber me last week.
Stephanie Tanner : You mean, when you came to school with that black eye and you said you walked into a door?
Charles : Yeah. A door named Dad.
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Charles : [sees Danny] Hey, Steph, I see where you get your looks.
Danny Tanner : Well, thanks.
Charles : Yeah, I didn't say *good* looks.
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Michelle Tanner : Oh, Stephanie.
Charles : Oh, look. It's half a person.
Michelle Tanner : You've got a bad attitude.
Stephanie Tanner : What is it, Michelle? We're studying.
Michelle Tanner : You're in big trouble with Dad.
[Charles looks up]
Michelle Tanner : Big, big, big, big, big, big, big...
Stephanie Tanner : Okay, okay. I get it. What did I do?
Michelle Tanner : You forgot to take the garbage out again.
Stephanie Tanner : [cringes] Uh-oh.
Michelle Tanner : Dad said he'll deal with you later. Just thought you'd like to know.
[walks out]
Charles : Well, I guess you're really in for it now, huh?
Stephanie Tanner : Tsss, yeah. That's twice this week. My dad's gonna flip out on me.
Charles : Well, you know what helps? Try thinking of a funny movie you like... like Home Alone or Roger Rabbit. That's what I always do when I'm getting it.
Stephanie Tanner : Getting what?
Charles : Well, you know, when your dad's pounding you.