Futurama (TV Series)
The Route of All Evil (2002)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Farnsworth's Invention, Scruffy
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Quotes
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : [speaking into a device that makes his voice sound like Professor Farnsworth] Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I am? That's not good news at all!
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Dwight Conrad : I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
Fry : No I'm... doesn't!
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Dr. Zoidberg : What is this? Angry shouting or hearing-aid-busted shouting?
Hermes Conrad : I'm afraid it's both.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [shouting] What?
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[Fry and Leela walk into the room - Bender is on the couch, "pregnant" with brewing beer]
Bender : I'm really starting to swell up with beer. I must look ridiculous.
Fry : Nah, you have a healthy glow.
Bender : [Bender belches] Oh my god! I just felt it ferment!
Fry : Ooo! Let me feel.
Leela : [She and Fry sit next to Bender. She puts her ear to his chest] Have you thought about what to name it?
Bender : I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.
Fry : I hope it's a lager so I can take it to a ball game.
[Bender belches again. Leela giggles]
Fry : Ooo! I felt that one!
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Bender : Ah, beer. So many choices, and it makes so little difference.
Fry : How 'bout Löwbrau? It has dots.
Bender : Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot.
Fry : I can't drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody.
Bender : Wah, wah! Baby wants a Zima!
Leela : Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk.
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Horrible Gelatinous Blob : What the hell do you want?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Mr. Blob, our sons have come to apologize for damaging your window. They've learned their lesson and they want to make amends.
Cubert J. Farnsworth : Sorry, sir.
Dwight Conrad : Yeah, sorry.
Horrible Gelatinous Blob : You can shove your apology into the bottom of your one-way digestive system.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Now see here! We assured our sons that you'd accept their apology.
Horrible Gelatinous Blob : Aww. Tell you what, I'll accept their apology when they kiss my ass! Which I don't have!
[laughs]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No one give my boy that option!
Hermes Conrad : Bring it on, Jello-pop!
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Dwight Conrad : I heard alcohol makes you stupid
Fry : No I'm -- doesn't!