The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)

Gracie Wants the House Painted (1955)

George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : Gracie, look we're getting nowhere with this argument. You think I'm wrong, I think you're wrong. Isn't there some way we can agree?

  Gracie Allen : There are two ways. We can both think I'm right or we can both think you're wrong!

• George Burns : You should give her a piece of your mind.

  Harry Morton : I most assuredly will. The brazen arrogance she displayed when she usurped my authority will not go unrebuked!

  George Burns : Don't give her that piece, it sounds like it might be valuable.