Get Smart (TV Series)

The Little Black Book: Part 1 (1968)

Don Rickles: Sid Krimm

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Max, pussycat!

  Maxwell Smart : Sid, it's good to see you again. You haven't changed a bit, how long has it been now?

  Sid Krimm : 15 years! You forgot? Seoul, Korea, 1952. Don't you remember? We said if we both lived through this we'd get together again, huh, pal? Well, we almost didn't make it.

  Maxwell Smart : Yeah, that was a tough bar, Sid.

• Maxwell Smart : [Sid has pressed a button making the ceiling net fall down on him and Max]  Look Sid, you can go up in my bedroom and sleep in my bed, the sofa's a little tricky.

  Sid Krimm : The sofa's a little tricky? What's in the bed, quicksand?

• Maxwell Smart : Well, that's all I can tell ya, Sid. I work for the government and I'm on a secret mission. You believe me, don't ya?

  Sid Krimm : I believe ya.

  [picks up a book titled 'Spy stories that never grow old'] 

  Sid Krimm : You read a lot of these spy books. Cloak and Dagger stuff.

  Maxwell Smart : No more than anyone else who works for the government on secret missions.

• Maxwell Smart : Wait a minute, Sid, those girls look like KAOS.

  Sid Krimm : Yeah, yeah, chaos!

  Maxwell Smart : You don't understand what I'm talking about, they look like spies.

  Sid Krimm : Sure, sure they're spies. Maybe one of them will try to kiss me to death and I'll have to sign for help.

• Sid Krimm : Hey, why do you get the wild broads and I get the clams?

• Maxwell Smart : I don't understand you Sid, I'm a secret agent. I have to go. But what's your angle?

  Sid Krimm : What do you mean what's my angle? I wanna defend my country too. And you happen to be my buddy. And besides, I happen to know that every secret agent gets all the broads.