Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Keg! Max! (2003)

Keiko Agena: Lane Kim

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Quotes 

• Rick Bloomenfeld : KE-E-E-E-E-E-E-G!

  Kyle : That's my cousin Rick. He just turned 21. Pretty awesome.

  Rick Bloomenfeld : 21! Yeah!

  Lane Kim : What is that - beer?

  Zack : No, it's one of those milk kegs.

  Brian : Ha. Good one.

  Lane Kim : There's beer? Is that legal?

  Dave Rygalski : Well, apparently, Rick is 21.

  Rick Bloomenfeld : 21! WHOO-HOO!

  Dave Rygalski : Or just really into that particular integer.

• Zack : You need to move back more.

  Brian : Why?

  Zack : Because when I do my double jump kick off the amp with slashing windmills, I'm gonna need more room.

  Lane Kim : Well, don't do that, then.

  Dave Rygalski : Yeah, sounds a little too Milli Vanilli.

• Lane Kim : Hello, Mama? Hi, how are you doing tonight? It's Lane. Yeah, Lane. Nothing's wrong. In fact, I'm feeling pretty good right now. Had a beer and a half - nice cold beer - and I just thought I'd tell you I'm drumming in a band tonight at a party and we rocked. We were the Clash and Rage Against the Machine and Nirvana combined. And i'm in love with Dave Rygalski. He's my guy, not Young Chui. Young Chui is a ship in the night, Mama. Not even a ship. He's a little tugboat tooting along. And I'm not going to the prom with him. Uh-uh. I'm going with Dave. Because we rock together, Mama. The charade is over!

  [Dave lunges for the phone and presses hang up] 

  Lane Kim : Hey!

  Dave Rygalski : What are you doing?

  Lane Kim : What I should have done months ago, Davey!

  Dave Rygalski : That was not your mother. Tell me that wasn't your mother.

  Lane Kim : Oh, that was the mother. I am liberated, my friend.

  [kisses him] 

  Dave Rygalski : You're drunk.

  Lane Kim : No, I'm - am I?

  Dave Rygalski : We're going on in five minutes. Can you even play?

  Lane Kim : Oh, I can hit the sticks on those brums.

  Dave Rygalski : Great, great, but what about the *drums*?