Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Keg! Max! (2003)

Adam Brody: Dave Rygalski

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• Rick Bloomenfeld : KE-E-E-E-E-E-E-G!

  Kyle : That's my cousin Rick. He just turned 21. Pretty awesome.

  Rick Bloomenfeld : 21! Yeah!

  Lane Kim : What is that - beer?

  Zack : No, it's one of those milk kegs.

  Brian : Ha. Good one.

  Lane Kim : There's beer? Is that legal?

  Dave Rygalski : Well, apparently, Rick is 21.

  Rick Bloomenfeld : 21! WHOO-HOO!

  Dave Rygalski : Or just really into that particular integer.

• Zack : You need to move back more.

  Brian : Why?

  Zack : Because when I do my double jump kick off the amp with slashing windmills, I'm gonna need more room.

  Lane Kim : Well, don't do that, then.

  Dave Rygalski : Yeah, sounds a little too Milli Vanilli.

• Lane Kim : Hello, Mama? Hi, how are you doing tonight? It's Lane. Yeah, Lane. Nothing's wrong. In fact, I'm feeling pretty good right now. Had a beer and a half - nice cold beer - and I just thought I'd tell you I'm drumming in a band tonight at a party and we rocked. We were the Clash and Rage Against the Machine and Nirvana combined. And i'm in love with Dave Rygalski. He's my guy, not Young Chui. Young Chui is a ship in the night, Mama. Not even a ship. He's a little tugboat tooting along. And I'm not going to the prom with him. Uh-uh. I'm going with Dave. Because we rock together, Mama. The charade is over!

  [Dave lunges for the phone and presses hang up] 

  Lane Kim : Hey!

  Dave Rygalski : What are you doing?

  Lane Kim : What I should have done months ago, Davey!

  Dave Rygalski : That was not your mother. Tell me that wasn't your mother.

  Lane Kim : Oh, that was the mother. I am liberated, my friend.

  [kisses him] 

  Dave Rygalski : You're drunk.

  Lane Kim : No, I'm - am I?

  Dave Rygalski : We're going on in five minutes. Can you even play?

  Lane Kim : Oh, I can hit the sticks on those brums.

  Dave Rygalski : Great, great, but what about the *drums*?

• Jess Mariano : You got enough songs?

  Dave Rygalski : We have enough for two half hour sets. What we need is a name.

  Brian : I've made my suggestion.

  Zack : Yeah, and we've vetoed the Harry Potters. Next.

  Brian : So yours is better?

  Zack : Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is memorable and classy.

  Brian : I run out of breath every time I say it.

  Zack : You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.

  Dave Rygalski : Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illness.

  Brian : Even without an inhaler, Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is too long.

  Zack : Yeah, but when we get famous our fand will shorten it to FTTTEOTD.

  Dave Rygalski : Do you guys have any suggestions?

  Rory : We wouldn't dare.

• Young Chui : Anything I can help you with, guys?

  Dave Rygalski : We got it covered. Thanks, Young Chui.

  Young Chui : How about you, Lane - you need water or anything?

  Dave Rygalski : Uh, Young Chui, you should probably stay away from the band area. We got alot of cords and stuff, and I don't want you to get electrocuted and die.

  Young Chui : Oh. Okay.

• Rory : Here they are, Star Hollow's rockingest band - although they're not all from Stars Hollow, but, they um, they practice here, so we kind of consider them our own - here they are - what's your name?

  Zack : Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert.

  Dave Rygalski : The Chops - Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert.

  Zack : The Chops.

  Rory : The

  [coughs, mumbles] 

  Rory : !

• Dave Rygalski : Young Chui, we gotta talk.

  Young Chui : Don't touch me, Dave.

  Dave Rygalski : I'm not gonna touch you. I just think it's time you and I had a real talk about the Lane situation.

  Young Chui : Just a talk?

  Dave Rygalski : We'll keep it friendly, honest.

  [Dean and Jess burst through a door and knock Dave into Young Chui]