The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Triple Play (1990)
Betty White: Rose Nylund
Quotes
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Rose Nylund : You're not having company, are you, Blanche? Because I want everything to go smoothly for Miles and Caroline. It's a big step meeting a man's family.
Blanche Devereaux : [Blanche's scheme is to meet men by telling them she's selling a Mercedes she doesn't have] Don't worry about it, honey, men'll be over, but they'll be in and out all day.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Don't say it, Ma.
Sophia Petrillo : I have to, Dorothy. At my age, when you don't say it, it can back up on you and come out some other way.
Blanche Devereaux : [later] My first appointment's here, right on time. I've been out there watchin' him. He's been lookin' at the car and smilin'. I feel just like a fisherman with a new lure.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : You catch 'em, you clean 'em.
Blanche Devereaux : [James is her first "customer" for the phantom Mercedes, as Blanche goes into action] You stay right there, and I'll get the keys.
James : How much mileage has she got on her?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [Sophia looks to Dorothy for a comeback to this tempting line] Let's just say that she's been around the block.
James : [Blanche comes back with the keys, and they go outside] I can't believe anything that beautiful is so cheap.
Sophia Petrillo : [she covers Sophia's mouth, until Blanche and James are gone] I'm crampin' up!
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [Miles and Rose are just returning from their date] How was your evening?
Miles : Oh, it was terrific, Dorothy. We saw a marvelous production of "The Glass Menagerie".
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Oh, that is one of my favorite plays.
Rose Nylund : Frankly, I was a little disappointed.
Miles : Really?
Rose Nylund : Yeah, when you told me you were taking me to a revival of Tennessee Williams, I was expecting something more along the lines of a séance.
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Rose Nylund : Your father tells me you're a classical musician. What do you play?
Caroline : The English Horn.
Rose Nylund : I didn't know horns had nationalities. But I guess it makes sense, if jumping beans can be Mexican, and fire drills can be Chinese, and flies can be Spanish.
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Rose Nylund : [distraught] I tried so hard to impress Caroline.
Blanche Devereaux : I remember when a woman had to impress a man's *parents*, not his *children*. Oh, Mama Devereaux was fit to be tied when George introduced me. She wanted her boy to marry a *virgin*.
Rose Nylund : How did she know you weren't?
Sophia Petrillo : Maybe it was all the 'honk if you had Blanche' bumper stickers.