Green Acres (TV Series)
How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving (1968)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : [reads sign on their house saying "These Premises Condemned"] These promises commended.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [correcting her] Uh, no. Condemned. And who condemned these promises? Uh, er - who commended the premises?
Eb Dawson : There was a fella here from the Pixley Building Authority. He said this house is too dangerous to live in.
Lisa Douglas : He's right!
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : Is there any mail for me?
Sam Drucker : [being spiteful] I wouldn't know. I had all of your mail re-routed to the Pixley post office.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh, for the love of - !
Sam Drucker : By the way, don't forget to change your zip code. Pixley's 96344821756.
Sam Drucker : I'm not - -!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Hooterville's 3.
Lisa Douglas : Oh, Oliver, we should have stayed here. They have a lower zipper code.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [correcting her] Zipper cod. I mean a
[confused and fumbling]
Oliver Wendell Douglas : zip - zip
Sam Drucker : Oh no, zip CODE. We pronounce it different here in Hooterville.