Grounded for Life (TV Series)
Beat on the Brat (2004)
Kevin Corrigan: Eddie Finnerty
Quotes
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Eddie Finnerty : No! I'm dumping her! She's already talking about having children!
Claudia Finnerty : What did she say?
Eddie Finnerty : We were at the park the other day and she said, "Look out for that kid!"
Claudia Finnerty : That's not the same thing.
Eddie Finnerty : It's a small step. I could hear her ovaries firing up!
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Claudia Finnerty : [Hearing Eddie's scheme to date and dump women he finds on the Jewish dating website, J-Mate] So, what happens if you fall in love with this woman?
Eddie Finnerty : Well, then I'll convert.
[Glances down at his groin]
Eddie Finnerty : I'm already up to code.
Claudia Finnerty : Okay. Ew!