Grounded for Life (TV Series)
Smells Like Teen Spirit (2003)
Donal Logue: Sean Finnerty
Quotes
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Sean Finnerty : Oh, God, baby. I just came from Jimmy's room. Have you noticed how much he just...
Claudia Finnerty : Stinks?
Sean Finnerty : Yes. Yeah, and you know it's bad if *I* notice it.
Claudia Finnerty : Yep. It's getting to be that time.
Sean Finnerty : Ah, yes. Puberty, you nasty bitch! You've reared your ugly head in our house once again.
Claudia Finnerty : Maybe that explains why he's been acting so strange lately.
Sean Finnerty : Yeah, he's been really withdrawn. I mean, puberty does that: makes you stinky, moody, horny.
Claudia Finnerty : Yeah. So when's yours gonna be over?
Sean Finnerty : I'm not moody.
Claudia Finnerty : Never!
[she chuckles]
Claudia Finnerty : I'll just have a little talk with him.
Sean Finnerty : Oh, baby, no, no, no, no, no. This is about bodily smells and hair and testosterone. No, this is no place for a woman. This is Dad territory.
Claudia Finnerty : Oh, all right. Well, if he has any questions about cramps or cooking, just send him my way.
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Eddie Finnerty : [Shielding a paper bag from Sean] It's for Jimmy!
Sean Finnerty : [Grabbing the bag from Eddie] You got him deodorant.
Eddie Finnerty : Kid don't smell good, Sean.
Sean Finnerty : I know. I'm gonna have a talk with him.
Eddie Finnerty : Don't talk to him. Just give him the deodorant!
Sean Finnerty : The only thing you've raised is weed. I'm not gonna take parenting advice from *you*!