Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
Hello, Zolle (1966)
Bob Crane: Col. Hogan
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Quotes
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General Hans Stofle : The Allies would give anything to know where I am, but how could they possibly find out?
Col. Hogan : That's simple. Kinch, radio London and tell them.
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Col. Hogan : [saluting Major Zolle] Colonel Hogan, senior officer of the prisoners of war reporting.
Major Zolle : So...
Col. Hogan : And may I say how glad we are to see you here, sir. You see, we have many grievances here, but for the Gestapo's reputation for fairness and generosity...
[Klink comes out of his office]
Col. Klink : Welcome to Stalag 13. I'm so happy to...
[sees Colonel Hogan]
Col. Klink : What are you doing here? I confined all prisoners to the barracks.
Major Zolle : Why, Colonel Klink?
Col. Klink : [stammers] Well, it...
Col. Hogan : Yeah, I've been meaning to ask myself, Kommandant.
Col. Klink : Discipline. Discipline, sir. I run a hard camp. You should've let me know that you were coming.
Major Zolle : Oh, the Gestapo warns no one. I am Major Zolle, Kommandany Klink, and I assure you, I know all about you and your camp. I will come right to the point. There is something strange about this camp.
Col. Klink : Strange, sir? Not one complaint from Berlin!
Major Zolle : Why do they not complain?
Col. Klink : Because Berlin...
Major Zolle : Because Berlin cannot be trusted either.
Col. Klink : Cannot be trusted? But General Burkhalter...
Major Zolle : What about General Burkhalter?
Col. Klink : He personally commented Stalag 13. No incidents, no escapes.
Major Zolle : Perhaps General Burkhalter cannot be trusted. What do you say to that?
Col. Klink : General Burkhalter...
Major Zolle : I trust no one. Not you, not my mother.
Col. Klink : Not your mother? Sir, I assure you, I run a modern camp!
Major Zolle : We will find something wrong, believe me. Another way saying... if a thing sounds too perfect, watch out.
[turns to his men guarding the car he arrived in]
Major Zolle : Come.
[he and his men march into Klink's office]
