Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
Hogan Goes Hollywood (1969)
John Banner: Sgt. Schultz
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Quotes
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Major Byron Buckles : I don't quite understand, chaps. I mean, my record is perfect. Appeared three times in two years at the Hollywood Canteen.
Col. Hogan : My men are upset with you, Buckles, doing a propaganda film for the Germans.
Major Byron Buckles : They are? But it sounded like such a good part.
Col. Hogan : Get him out of here, Schultz!
Sgt. Schultz : My orders are to remain with this man at all times! At all times!
Col. Hogan : [sarcastically] I'm very happy for both of you! But be together somewhere else! We got work to do!
Sgt. Schultz : Work to do? What kind of work...? Please, don't tell me.
Major Byron Buckles : Wait a minute, Hogan, I'm beginning to get your drift. You mean that, uh, public relations-wise, it might be bad for my image to make this film.
Col. Hogan : It's Colonel Hogan, and I couldn't care less!
Major Byron Buckles : I like that. I like that. I like a man who looks after my interests. Very well, Hogan. I won't do it.
Col. Hogan : Wait a minute. Do it. I'll be the director.
Major Byron Buckles : What?
Newkirk : Hold on, Colonel.
LeBeau : Why?
Carter : Colonel... you're gonna direct a German propaganda movie?
Col. Hogan : That's right.
Sgt. Schultz : Excuse me. Colonel Hogan, I know from experience when you decide to do something, which looks good for the Germans, it's bad for the Germans, am I right?
Col. Hogan : Uh, keep going, Schultz.
Sgt. Schultz : Now, what's bad for the Germans, you're about to explain to my personal charge, the movie star Major.
Col. Hogan : Yes, it's possible.
Sgt. Schultz : But I have strict orders NOT TO LET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Col. Hogan : What do you think you should do, Schultz?
Sgt. Schultz : I know nothing! I see nothing! Nothing!
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Sgt. Schultz : Never have I slept less in any picture.