Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

How to Escape from Prison Camp Without Really Trying (1968)

Robert Clary: LeBeau

Quotes 

• Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Achtung!

  [no response] 

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Achtung!

  Cpl. Peter Newkirk : What did you say, Schultz?

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : I said 'Achtung!'

  Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Oh. Your bid, Kinch.

  Kinch : Two of clubs.

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : When I say 'Achtung' that means that you all are to SNAP to attention.

  Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Oh, is that what it means? Huh! I always thought it meant 'Good morning' or 'Greetings, Mate.' Something like that.

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : No, no. 'Achtung' is a command. When I say 'Achtung' I want you all to come to attention at once.

  Cpl. Louis LeBeau : I wasn't sure what that one meant myself. It always sounded like Schultz was just clearing his throat. So that's a command for attention, huh?

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : That's right! Now that you all know it...

  [Schultz leaves and then re-enters the room] 

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Achtung!

  Sgt. Andrew Carter : And a 'Good morning' to you, too, Schultz.

  Kinch : Didn't you hear what Schultz said?

  Sgt. Andrew Carter : Sure. He said 'Achtung' so I said 'Good morning' right back to him.

  Kinch : Achtung doesn't mean 'Good morning.'

  Sgt. Andrew Carter : Well, that's what Newkirk says it means. And who are we gonna believe? One of us or one of them?

  Kinch : He's got a point there.

  Cpl. Louis LeBeau : Yes he does! You'd better brush up on your German, Schultz.

  Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Yeah, don't use words you're not sure of. In future, to avoid confusion, why don't you just say 'Good Morning' in English?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Hi Schultz! Just let us all know when it's time for Roll Call, will you?

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Jawohl, Colonel Hogan... But it IS time for Roll Call. That's why I came here in the first place! It's almost PAST time for Roll Call!

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Well, you'd never make sergeant in OUR Air Force.

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Roll Call! Everybody out, out, out, out, out, out, out! Roll Call! Raus!

  Sgt. Andrew Carter : Hey Thank you! And a 'Good day' to you, too, Schultz.

• Col. Robert E. Hogan : They've given us tough assignments before and we've always been able to think of a way to get them done. They probably just assume we gonna do it the same way with this little problem. Well five men can not hold off a division.

  Kinch , Sgt. Andrew Carter , Cpl. Peter Newkirk , Cpl. Louis LeBeau : Right

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : It's ridiculous!

  Kinch , Sgt. Andrew Carter , Cpl. Peter Newkirk , Cpl. Louis LeBeau : Right

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : It just can't be done!

  Kinch , Sgt. Andrew Carter , Cpl. Peter Newkirk , Cpl. Louis LeBeau : Right

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : And here's how we're going to do it...

• Col. Robert E. Hogan : They want us to keep those SS troops pinned down here for at least two more days.

  Sgt. Andrew Carter : We're supposed to keep 10,000 men pinned down? Did they say how we do that?

  Cpl. Louis LeBeau : There's only one way. We surround them.