Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
The Battle of Stalag 13 (1966)
John Banner: Sgt. Schultz
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Quotes
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Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Col. Hogan, you MUST tell me what iss going to happen!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Sorry, Schultz, can't help you.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Hmm, I don't believe you. Somehow or other, I don't know how - this is a matter I do not want to inquire into - but somehow you always know.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : What's it to you, Schultz? You're a soldier. If they close down Stalag 13, you sling you pack over your shoulder and go fight Russians.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Col. Hogan, I'm a married man with five children. I can not afford to fight ANYBODY!
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Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : I SEE NOTHING! NOTHING!
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General von Kattenhorn : [still looking for soldiers to fight the S.S] Vhat about arming the prisoners, Klink?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Well, heh-heh, sir, they have no more fighting spirit. I have cowed them.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Yes, yes, he's cowed us.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : And we have no more guns.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : They can perhaps have mine?
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General von Kattenhorn : [looking for soldiers to commandeer] Are you typical of all the guards around here?
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Herr General, I would say a little bit, uh, ABOVE average.
General von Kattenhorn : [dejectedly] Oh, no. I can not surrender.
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[an explosion]
Col. Wilhelm Klink : What was that?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Sounded like a staff car blowing up.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : A staff car?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Yeah.
[second explosion heard]
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Coincidence! Another staff car!
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Hogan, you knew they were going top blow up.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Of course. Von Kattenhorn and Feldkamp double-crossed each other.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Did you expect ME to believe that?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : No, sir, but it's gonna look a lot neater on your report to Berlin.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Hm. Schultz? Schultz!
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : I believe it, Herr Kommandant! I believe it!
Col. Wilhelm Klink : If Berlin knew one tenth of what I had to put up with. Just one TENTH!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Yep. Rough war, sir.