Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

The Pizza Parlor (1966)

Harry Lauter: Submarine Captain

Quotes 

• [Trying to seduce an Italian major into becoming a spy, Hogan and Kinchloe place a radio call to a pizzeria in the United States, to get their pizza recipe] 

  Submarine Captain : You want to get through to Garlotti's Pizzeria in Newark?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : That's right.

  Submarine Captain : May I ask, what for?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : We'd like to make reservations for dinner tonight. There'll be a hundred and three at 7:30.

  Submarine Captain : You know, Hogan, if you weren't one of *their* prisoners, you'd be one of ours!