Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

The Return of Major Bonacelli (1969)

Vito Scotti: Major Bonacelli

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Quotes 

• Major Bonacelli : [to Klink's driver]  Driver, Colonel Klink wants you in the restaurant immediately. He has just had an attack of sauerbraten. Mach schnell!

• Major Bonacelli : Fantastic! The chef is a genius.

  Newkirk : Don't tell him. The first thing he'll do is raise the prices.

  Major Bonacelli : Just because I tell him that I enjoyed the food?

  Newkirk : You can never be nice to a German.

• Major Bonacelli : Before I took lessons from you, the only thing I ever threw in the cooler was white wine.

• Major Bonacelli : [to Hilda]  When the moon rises over the barbed wires of the prison camp, it will make your knees feel weak, like... linguini.

• Major Bonacelli : In my camp, for that, you would have gotten two days in the cooler.

  Col. Hogan : If you had a nice white wine, it'd be worth it.

• Major Bonacelli : I only drop in to get a hot meal and a road map to Switzerland.