Home Improvement (TV Series)

Desperately Seeking Willow (1998)

China Kantner: Willow Wilson

Quotes 

• Willow Wilson : Well, I am off.

  Jill Taylor : Where are you going?

  Willow Wilson : Out to breakfast.

  Jill Taylor : You sure it's safe to go out at this hour?

  Willow Wilson : Yeah, well, I appreciate your concern, Jill, but I'll be fine. I'm not a kid.

  Jill Taylor : It's not a matter of how old you are. I wouldn't go out this late.

  Willow Wilson : Well, you also wouldn't get a bunch of men to take off their pants.

  Jill Taylor : Not now, but when I retire, I'll need a hobby.

• Jill Taylor : [to Willow]  I've been looking all over town for you.

  Willow Wilson : Why?

  Jill Taylor : Because you didn't come home and Dirk said you didn't meet him.

  Willow Wilson : Oh, yeah. Well, on the way, I met some people and we got to talking and the next thing I knew, I was bowling with drag queens.

  Jill Taylor : Willow, why didn't you call?

  Willow Wilson : I didn't know you liked to bowl.

• Willow Wilson : I'm not a phone person. You gotta find change and dial all those numbers...

  Jill Taylor : Do you act like this when you're at Wilson's?

  Willow Wilson : What's wrong with how I'm acting?

  Jill Taylor : You're not being considerate. You're not taking responsibility for your actions. You're 26 years old, Willow. It's time to grow up.

• Willow Wilson : [to Jill]  Hey, lighten up. You're not my mother.

  Jill Taylor : I know. I know. Look, I'm talking to you as your friend. Remember you said you wanted to move to be around people who cared about you? Well, we care about you. So if you disappear or don't check in, that affects people.

  Willow Wilson : I'm sorry. I mean, I know Uncle Wilson's a worrier. I didn't realize that you guys would be worried, too.

  Jill Taylor : Wilson is like family to us. That makes you family.

  Willow Wilson : Wow. That means a lot to me. I mean, I've never really had a family. At least not one who cared enough to go out looking for me.