Home Improvement (TV Series)
The Colonel (1994)
Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor
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Quotes
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The Colonel : [aggravated] All right, you didn't like the book. I'm gonna get the boys. We'll be back at 1300 hours.
Tim : What time is that?
The Colonel : It's 1:00. Why is that so difficult for you to understand? Every private in the army gets it by the end of the first day.
Jill : Daddy, I'm sorry I upset you, but...
The Colonel : I'm not upset. IF I WERE UPSET, I'D BE YELLING.
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Jill : When we were growing up, we weren't allowed to tell you anything that might upset you.
The Colonel : Oh really? Then why the hell was I upset so much?
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Jill : We're not your soldiers, Dad.
The Colonel : Damn right. My soldiers were under control. Then I'd come home to your mother and you five girls and I NEVER KNEW WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON.