Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

A Celebrity for the Barbecue (1993)

Geoffrey Hughes: Onslow

Quotes 

• Onslow : I admit I used to be a bit of a menace with the female sex. I was dynamite. To me the Kama Sutra was an owner's manual.

• Onslow : [Dumbfounded, after Daisy accuses him of being untrustworthy because he's attractive to women]  I'm work-shy, bone idle, and out of condition! What makes you think I'm attractive to women?

  Daisy : I married you, didn't I?

  Onslow : When I was younger!

  Daisy : You were still work-shy, bone idle, and out of condition.

  Onslow : Well, yeah, but I was better-dressed.