Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

Skis (1995)

David Griffin: Emmet

Quotes 

• Elizabeth : When is Richard ever alone?

  Emmet : Precisely, Liz! Maybe I could sneak him off for a quiet drink somewhere. Give the poor devil a break.

  Elizabeth : I'm sure he'd enjoy that.

  Emmet : The trick is trying to get him free from the clutches of "the Creature from the Black Lagoon". Frankenstein created a monster... and it sings!

• Hyacinth : [as Richard tries to put the skis in the car]  We're just going to my sister Violet's house. You know the one. Large house, swimming pool, room for a po-

  [Richard accidentally gooses her with the skis and she shrieks] 

  Hyacinth : NEEEEEE!

  Emmet : [laughs] 

  Hyacinth : Mind what you're doing, Richard!

  Emmet : I think that's the highest note you've hit in quite a while.