Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

The Christening (1990)

Geoffrey Hughes: Onslow

Quotes 

• Onslow : [Onslow's car backfires as he pulls up]  Made it, Vicar.

  The Vicar : Hello, Onslow, Daisy. You've still got the old bone-shaker, I see.

  Onslow : Aye. And the car's as bad as ever.

  [laughs] 

• Onslow : Is there any beer?

  Daisy : You're not having any beer till after the christening.

  Onslow : It's supposed to be a celebration, not a famine. Daisy, I really need a beer. On account of your Hyacinth will be here any minute.

  Daisy : You're right. We'll both have a beer.