Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

The Christening (1990)

Gerald Sim: the Vicar

Quotes 

• Onslow : [Onslow's car backfires as he pulls up]  Made it, Vicar.

  The Vicar : Hello, Onslow, Daisy. You've still got the old bone-shaker, I see.

  Onslow : Aye. And the car's as bad as ever.

  [laughs] 

• [last lines] 

  The Vicar : It's a lovely baby. Which one's the father?

  Hyacinth : Let's go into the church, shall we? Richard, don't dally.

  Richard : Hardly dallying, Hyacinth.

  Hyacinth : If we go in first, we can hide behind the pillar.

  The Vicar : Is it the tall one?

  Hyacinth : Well, at least it's stopped raining. Tell me, Vicar...