The King of Queens (TV Series)

Foe: Pa (2004)

Kevin James: Doug Heffernan

Quotes 

• Carrie Heffernan : Any sign of my dad?

  Doug Heffernan : No. I thought I saw him in the park, but it was just a weird-shaped kid.

• Carrie Heffernan : Oh! Why couldn't that stupid phone call have come then I never, I never would've gone off on him like that... . How bad was it?

  Doug Heffernan : It wasn't that bad. It really wasn't.

  Carrie Heffernan : Doug, don't lie to me. How bad was it?

  Doug Heffernan : It was the worst thing I ever saw. And I once saw a guy chase his glass eye down a flight of subway stairs.