King of the Hill (TV Series)

Maid in Arlen (2003)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : You can't take a pigeon to the theater, Bill.

• Dale Gribble : Khan has a mother? Somehow I always pictured a pod situation.

• Bill Dauterive : Anybody know where I can get two tickets to "Love Letters" at the Arlen Little Theatre?

  Dale Gribble : Good Lord! Has your ass gotten so fat you need two seats?

  Bill Dauterive : No. I have a friend.

• Hank Hill : [regarding Mrs. Laoma Souphanousinphone]  I just don't like the idea of having a maid. I don't even feel right having a waiter clear my plate.

  Dale Gribble : So why don't you fire her?

  Hank Hill : Because that would be even more wrong than it was to hire her.

  [sighs] 

  Hank Hill : Nope, I'm afraid we'll have to keep her on with us now 'till she dies.