Quotes
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Douglas Brackman, Jr. : [in the woods during a paintball war] You're very lucky, Jonathan.
Jonathan Rollins : Why?
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Because you have youth. Choices. Look at me. I'm 40 years old. I'm out here in the woods, shivering all night, because I can't say "no" to a client who makes designer tampons for a living and sells them to the uptight and out-of-sight. I'm intimidated by clients! I'm scared of my ex-wife. My teenage son ignores me. And I'm too afraid to light a fire because of Stuart Markowitz, a five-foot, six-inch tax attorney with a Hitler complex. Don't end up like me, Jonathan. You still have choices.
Jonathan Rollins : Douglas, you still have choices in life.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : You know, you're right. I chose to light a fire.
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Jonathan Rollins : Any sign of 'Rambowitz'?
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Stuart? I hope he got captured. He's probably eating bugs for breakfast.
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[Markowitz stomps out a fire that Brackman has lit]
Stuart Markowitz : I said no fire! You want us all to be killed in our sleep?
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Painted, not killed, Stuart. Worse case scenario: we get painted in our sleep.
Stuart Markowitz : And you think that's nothing? Tell that to the Cobras.
[Markowitz produces four 'kill-chip' badges and lays them out to them]
Jonathan Rollins : You killed FOUR more guys?
Stuart Markowitz : I'm going back out on recon. Jonathan, get two hours sleep. Douglas, you stand guard. Get up in the tree so you won't fall asleep.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : What? I'm not climbing any tree.
Stuart Markowitz : Get in the tree, Douglas! I'll be back!
