Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Who's Looking After the Cafe Then? (1985)

Bill Owen: Compo

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Quotes 

• Compo : I were only saying good morning.

  Foggy : Stand still. Don't say anything. You're embarrassing the lady.

  Compo : It's embarrassing to say good morning?

  Foggy : Well, somehow it is when you do it, yes.

  Compo : Why is that, Norm?

  Clegg : I think it's because somehow you make this powerful first impression.

  Compo : [chuckles]  I do. I'm great at first impressions!

  Foggy : I just wish that sometimes you'd do an impression of a normal human being.

• Compo : He's got his pension and a bit tucked away in a Eunuch's Trust.

  [Foggy and Clegg laugh] 

  Foggy : Eunuch's Trust? Don't you mean a Unit Trust?

  Compo : That's what he said.

  Clegg : No, I like it. If I ever have any spare money, it's going to go straight into a Eunuch's Trust. I don't care how many thieves there are about; nobody's going to go poking around there.

• Compo : I'm like a Viking?

  Clegg : They were short, sturdy, terrifying, and repulsive.

  Compo : I am! Oh ho! I'm like a Viking!

  [laughs] 

  Clegg : And, subconsciously, people recognize that.

  Foggy : He's just the sort that would have been left behind, isn't he? There's always some idiot who was too drunk to get the last bus home.