Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

When Irish Eyes Are Killing (1995)

Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane

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Quotes 

• Clark Kent : You know how because I'm Superman, I've never had a cold or the flu? So I don't know how that feels. Well all that has changed since I fell in love with you.

  Lois Lane : You're saying loving me is like being sick?

  Clark Kent : Kind of. It's like I had a fever and I got a little delirious so I said and did some crazy things. But I'm better now. Cured.

  Lois Lane : So you're not in love with me anymore?

  Clark Kent : Lois I'm completely in love with you. And I realized that turning my back on that love is way more dangerous than any hypothetical criminal could ever be. Lois I miss you.

  Lois Lane : Me too.

  Clark Kent : I've been wrong about some things. But not about this.

  [kisses Lois] 

  Lois Lane : [In the middle of kissing Clark]  No.

  Clark Kent : No?

  Lois Lane : Clark. You saved my life today for the millionth time. You were there for me.

  Clark Kent : I will always be there for you.

  Lois Lane : Until the next time you decide to break my heart for my own good. I survived it this time. I don't think I would again. You know you saving my life does not give you the right to live my life. Nobody has that right but me. Not you and not Superman.

  Clark Kent : Lois if you want me to leave I will. But please don't shut me out of your life.

  Lois Lane : Well there's tomorrow. The Planet.

  Clark Kent : Lane and Kent, the hottest team in town.

  Lois Lane : News team... Goodnight.

  Clark Kent : Goodnight.

• Lois Lane : [Walks into Clark's apartment]  Okay I admit I'm high maintenance in the relationship area, I can be demanding and headstrong and occasionally stubborn.

  Clark Kent : [Tries to interrupt her rant]  Lois...

  Lois Lane : But it's only because I care. I'm not ready to let you walk away just because you think I... Clark there's a woman in your apartment.

  Clark Kent : I know, this is Ms. Kipling, from the museum. She brought me these photos.

  Lois Lane : Well this probably isn't a good time to bare my soul. I'll be leaving.

  Clark Kent : Believe me, Lois, this is not what it looks like.

  Lois Lane : It looks like it's ten o'clock at night and you're entertaining a woman.

  Clark Kent : Ah! See right there, entertaining, that's the wrong word. We're investigating. She is helping me investigate.

  Lois Lane : I thought I did that. Or did you dump me in that department, too?

  Clark Kent : Would you cut it out please?

  Lois Lane : Okay let's say tonight is perfectly platonic. The night will come when it won't be for one of us. How do you think we should handle that?

  Clark Kent : I hadn't actually thought about it.

  Lois Lane : Maybe you should.

• [Clark dashes off after hearing a cry for help and Lois follows him] 

  Lois Lane : Clark. What'd you hear?

  Clark Kent : A cry for help, I think it's coming from the museum.

  Lois Lane : One ancient artifact's already been stolen today. I'm going.

  Clark Kent : No you're not, you're staying.

  Lois Lane : Forget it, we're a team remember, Lane and Kent?

  Clark Kent : Yes Lane and Kent are a team but this is a job for Superman.

  [Dashes off without Lois] 

• Lois Lane : [Says sarcastically]  I just love going to these charity events in the mid-afternoon. I say we get in, make an appearance and get out.

  Clark Kent : Isn't Perry expecting you to be one of the bachelorettes auctioned off?

  Lois Lane : I told him I wasn't available. Am I?

  Clark Kent : Lois we've already been over this.

  Lois Lane : Oh yeah. You love me too much for us to be together. Right?

  Clark Kent : How come when you repeat what I say it sounds so dumb?

  Lois Lane : Because it is dumb, you're completely overreacting.

  Clark Kent : Really? If you'd never met me...

  Lois Lane : I wouldn't constantly be putting myself in danger cause I know you'll get me out of it and bad guys wouldn't be putting me in danger in order to get to you.

  Clark Kent : Trouble has a way of finding you Lois, especially when I'm around. Maybe I'm a jinx.

• Patrick Sullivan : I'm sorry, you're probably seeing someone. Clark?

  Lois Lane : Uh, it's complicated.

  Patrick Sullivan : How complicated can it be, you're seeing him or you're not?

  Lois Lane : Well at the moment, not... exactly.

  Patrick Sullivan : Splendid. He seems like a fine man but he doesn't strike me as the romantic type. Did he sweep you off your feet?

  Lois Lane : [Nods]  A few times.

• Patrick Sullivan : You always were the most tenacious girl I've ever met.

  Lois Lane : I've gotten worse with age.

  Patrick Sullivan : But I think you've gotten better.

• Lois Lane : I don't understand you. First you want me out of your life, then the second anybody else shows interest you come charging in like some obsessed bodyguard with this crazy accusation.

  Clark Kent : It's not a crazy accusation.

  Lois Lane : Oh it's not?... look you can't have it both ways. We're either together or we're not.

• Star : You're right, I couldn't agree more.

  Lois Lane : Excuse me?

  Star : I was responding to your thought, small weddings are much more romantic.

  Lois Lane : Star I wasn't thinking about my wedding. What would be the point, I don't think I'm going to have one?

  Star : Well not if you keep seeing other men.

  Lois Lane : Lucky guess, right?

  Star : Lois, your brain is like a cheap TV full of static. But one thing is coming through loud and clear: you love Clark.

  Lois Lane : Yes. I love Clark. I love him so much and he is so dumb.

  Star : So what is this confusion I'm getting?

  Lois Lane : Patrick? Well it's hard not to feel flattered by someone when I feeling so rejected.

  Star : But Patrick, he's not like...

  Lois Lane : The real thing? No.

• Lois Lane : Boy I have some batting average, huh? Two men in my life, one dumps me and the other tries to kill me.