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'This is one of Isaac's special Pacific love potions.' It's Friday night. I'm watching The Love Boat. Says it all really. I mean, I could be out partying with the jet set. Uh, there's always tomorrow. Morgan Brittany is looking for a man of 'Quality and Distinction.' She meets Skip Stephenson, who's come without his wife. Dana Andrews' daughter is Kim Richards, who immediately sets her precocious sights on Gopher. Oh she's looking to grow up in a hurry alright! She'll pretend to be her own older sister. Watch out, Gopher! That's still illegal (well, in most places.) They done my boy Gopher dirty. Oh yes, and magician Dan Rowan is the absentee father of Jan Brady. Mother Marion Ross urges her to forgive him. Heavy, heavy pathos. Too bad I have no heart. That about covers it, I think. The name 'Mikki' is too close to 'Vicki.' On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this episode gets 3 * out of a possible 5 *.