M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Bottoms Up (1981)

Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt

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Quotes 

• Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Viewing photos of the revenge prank on BJ]  These came out great. That BJ is the living end.

  Major Charles Winchester : Proof past that behind every great man there is a great behind.

  [Hawk, Winchester and Kinger laugh] 

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : These are wonderful.

  [to Klinger] 

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : What took you so long with these?

  Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : Well, to develop photos of this sort you need more than a dark room. You need a dark alley.

  [Hawk, Winchester and Kinger laugh. BJ comes up behind] 

  Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Ah, ah. Not funny. Not funny.

  [Snatches photos] 

  Major Charles Winchester : My, isn't he a testy one?

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : He's going to be absolutely beside himself when he sees those eight by tens on the bulletin board.

  Captain B.J. Hunnicut : No.

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Yeah.

  Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : Ahhhhhh!

  [Runs screaming as Hawk and Winchester laugh]