M*A*S*H (TV Series)

The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan (1976)

Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan

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Quotes 

• Margaret : Klinger, you're a disgrace to the army.

  Klinger : Thank you, ma'am. I'm doing my best.

• Klinger : I'll escort you to your tent.

  Margaret : Over my dead body.

  Klinger : That's possible, Major. Some North Korean prisoners have been released in the area. An attractive person like yourself might be in danger. Of course, the same is true for me.

  Margaret : I can take care of myself, Cinderella.

  Klinger : I understand this is a good neighborhood to pick up sailors.