M*A*S*H (TV Series)

The Joker Is Wild (1982)

Jeff Maxwell: Igor Straminsky

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• Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : What's the slop de jour?

  Cpl. Igor Straminsky : This here's carrots and peas.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Oh, succo-trash.

  Cpl. Igor Straminsky : Actually, sir, they're *really* good today. I highly recommend them.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : What about this stuff?

  Cpl. Igor Straminsky : The beans, I wouldn't give them to my neighbor's dog. In fact, they're so old, they're has-beans.

  [laughs like crazy]