M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Welcome to Korea (1975)

Robert Karnes: Colonel

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• Radar : [under his breath]  Hawk!

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Huh?

  Radar : [under his breath]  He's coming over here!

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Play hard to get.

  Radar : Don't horse around!

  Colonel : Boys.

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Sir.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Colonel.

  Colonel : You all know this is an Officer's Club, don't you?

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I'm a Captain, Plain Clothes Division.

  Colonel : Uh huh. Corporal Stripes and Captains Bars?

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : That's a new directive from the Pentagon. That's right out of G2 and G3 making a G5 Combined Officers Op-Tech Glitch. We're experimenting with a new rank: Corporal-Captain. We're down here taking a survey, to see, uh, you know, if everybody likes it, uh, asking everybody in Seoul.

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Coleman Hawkins, right?

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Right.

  Colonel : Well, I don't like it. I don't like it at all!

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [to BJ]  Uh, put down one "No;" one "Against."

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Right. One "Negative; Corporal-Captain."

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Thank you, Colonel. We really appreciate your help in this.

  Colonel : No, Sir! I don't like it at all!

  Radar : He doesn't like it at all.