Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Man for No Seasons (1994)

Dan Tullis Jr.: Officer Dan

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Hey, Officer Dan. What are you doing here?

  Officer Dan : Same thing you do at the shoe store, Al.

  Al Bundy : Waiting for quitting time?

  Officer Dan : Exactly.

• Peggy Bundy : You know, Al, I've thought about letting you spend the night in jail.

  Al Bundy : Well, thank you. You know, it's ribs night.

  Peggy Bundy : Not tonight. We have tickets for the theatre.

  Marcy D'Arcy : That's right. Tonight it's Ace Ventura: The Musical, starring Nell Carter, Joyce DeWitt, and that guy that played Horshack. He's Ace.

  Al Bundy : [to Officer Dan]  I confess to killing a bunch of people, and, uh... and, uh... and, uh... and eating them.

  Officer Dan : Then you've already had your ribs.