Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Shoe Room with a View (1995)

Marco Sanchez: Ramon

Quotes 

• Melissa : You never buy us shoes.

  Ramon : Do I not leave the curtain open when I change?

  Taylor : That's not shoes. We want to work out next to the shoe guy.

  Al : Formerly known as Al. Oh and I was just joshing about that melon thing.

• Ramon : You shoe salesmen, you're so lucky. How do you do it?

  Al : Well, Ramon, you see since the dawn of time, women and shoes have gone together like alcohol and fire arms. Sure we men of the foot might have a slight PR problem, but once you've tried shoe you never go back. Who loves you, baby?

  [Turns around and falls out the window;crashes]