Married... with Children (TV Series)

Buck Can Do It (1987)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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• Al : Wait a second, Peg. Why should I have to fix it? It wasn't me who said "Let's get a picture of your mother leaning up against the fence." It wasn't meant to support a 200-pound woman with a keg under each arm.

  Peggy : It made a nice picture, Al. Now look, the kids are getting old enough to realize that it is not really your part-time job to sit on the couch and test the weight of beer cans. And now you won't even fix the fence. Now what kind of example is that for them?

  Al : Well, if we are an example to the kids, Bud will grow up and get a job that will slowly kill him. And Kelly, well, she'll grow up to believe that a two-income family is a house with two husbands.

• Al Bundy : Look at him. He knows.

  Peggy Bundy : I've been looking at him for 3 years. He knows nothing.

• Peggy Bundy : Marcy suggested this vet that's not too far from us. And guess what? She's a woman.

  Al Bundy : Of course. What does she do, nag him till they drop off?