Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dances with Weezie (1993)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Marcy : It's the Jeffersons Movin' On Up Tour.

  Bud : Was the Facts of Life Eatin' On Up Tour all sold out?

• Kelly : [At a Jeffersons stage show]  Where's the guy that says, "Dyno-Mite."?

  Bud : No, you're thinking of that other show, "Gimme A Stroke".

• Kelly : If Beavis and Butt-head did a live stage show 100 years from now, I'd go to it.

  Bud : Kelly, Beavis and Butt-head are cartoons.

  Kelly : They prefer to be called "dimensionally challenged".

• Bud : I cannot believe this actually worked. Mom was so convinced I was Dad that she picked my pocket during the last scene change.

  Kelly : What are you complaining about? At least you didn't get a hickey from Marcy!

• Bud : Hey, Dad, we heard the sports bar is opening the same night as the Jeffersons tour.

  [Stifling laughter] 

  Bud : Which one are you going to?

  [Laughs] 

  Al : Ha ha ha. Kids, you wanna do ol' Dad a favor before he kills ya?