Married... with Children (TV Series)

Get Outta Dodge (1994)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : [Al in the Dodge had accidentally rolled out of the garage]  How did he finally stop?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, luckily, there was a brand new, foreign car parked outside, which had finally been fixed but never driven.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Well, I guess it's good to get that first broadside out of the way.

• Al Bundy : Tomorrow, I will drive out Al Bundy, old Dodge owner, and drive back in Al Bundy, Viper Man!

  Marcy D'Arcy : Yeah, but the bottom line is you'll still be Al Bundy. Tragic, isn't it?

• Marcy D'Arcy : You're so calm. I mean, if it were my Dodge, I'd be worried that lightning was gonna strike it, or a tree was gonna fall on it even before the camera crew could get here. I wouldn't be able to sleep a wink. And here you've got 12 hours to go and you're not even nervous.

  Al Bundy : [chuckles]  That's the difference between you and me, Marcy. I'm not the worrying kind. That, and if I do this...

  [pushes his chest inwards] 

  Al Bundy : It appears that I have breasts.

  Marcy D'Arcy : You don't need to do that.

  [later that night, Peggy comes downstairs to find Al sitting on the couch, eating a sandwich] 

  Peggy Bundy : Al, what are you doing?

  Al Bundy : Ah, that damn Marcy! She got me so worried something's gonna happen to the car, I can't sleep.

  Peggy Bundy : [leans towards Al seductively]  Well, I know what would help you sleep.

  Al Bundy : Thanks, Peg. Now I can't eat!