Married... with Children (TV Series)

High I.Q. (1992)

James Quattrochi: Delbert

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Kel, everyone with a name tag is someone's dumb date. I'll show you. Go talk to that guy there.

  [Kelly walks up to a man] 

  Kelly Bundy : Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm a model.

  Delbert : Hi, I'm Delbert. I'm a Los Angeles public school teacher.

  Kelly Bundy : [to Bud]  That doesn't prove anything. He could just be a temp or something.

  Bud Bundy : Then go to that guy over there.

  [Kelly walks up to another guy] 

  Kelly Bundy : Hi, I'm Kelly. I'm a model.

  Ralph : Hi, I'm Ralph. I'm a TV network executive.

  Kelly Bundy : [to Bud]  Uh-oh. But, I'm still not sold.

  Bud Bundy : Look over there. Does that sell you?

  [Kelly and Bud walk over to a wall on which hangs a portrait of Vice President Dan Quayle with the banner: 'Last Year's Winner' as the most stupid attendee] 

  Kelly Bundy : Oh my God, it's true!