Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly Breaks Out (1994)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : But unlike Evolution, I'm not letting you off the hook Al. Now can you tell me what a woman's body has to do with selling beer?

  Al Bundy : All right, number one - if it wasn't for beer, there would be at least three people, who probably wouldn't be married - Me, Jefferson, and probably Lisa Marie Presley. Number two - since men buy beer, advertisers have to cater to what we want. And hold on to your corncob pipe - we like pretty women. Pretty women sell good products, ugly women sell tennis rackets. Pretty women - cars; ugly women - minivans. Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us *drink beer*.

• Marcy D'Arcy : [to the director]  This should make a multi-million dollar lawsuit. I'm Marcy D'Arcy here on behalf of the Coalition for the Aesthetically Challenged.

  Al Bundy : Challenged? I'd say defeated, exiled, and left for dead!

  [a large, burly, androgynous woman, Lola, approaches Al and grabs him by his collar and literally lifts him off the floor with one hand] 

  Lola : You mind repeating that?

  Al Bundy : [intimidated tone]  As a matter of fact... I... I do.

• Al Bundy : You know $2,000 and The Three Stooges. For a Dead Man I'm happy.

  Marcy D'Arcy : You know my women's group and I are going to protest against this.

  Al Bundy : What, the Stooges? If you don't like them. Then how come do you keep getting your haircut like Moe?