Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly Takes a Shot (1995)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud : Hi, Kel. How'd your audition go?

  Kelly : I'm so mad. Before I even got there to audition, they gave the role to another girl.

  Bud : Oh, yeah, who?

  Kelly : Meryl Streep. I mean what's she got that I don't have.

  Bud : You mean besides the Oscar nominations, the Emmy, the Yale Drama School education and your job?

  Kelly : Yeah.

  Bud : Think carefully, Kel. It starts with "T".

  Kelly : Shuh, I have those!

  Bud : I'm talking about talent, Gump.

• Kelly Bundy : In order to get the commercial. I have to learn to shoot a bow & arrow. You know, architecture.

• Bud Bundy : Remember what the guy in the archery store said?

  Kelly Bundy : Jump up and down while I take these pictures?

• Bud : [Kelly's about to do the William Tell thing, shooting an arrow at an apple on top of his head]  Tell me, don't you think this apple thing's been done to death?

  Kelly : Not yet.