Married... with Children (TV Series)
No Pot to Pease In (1994)
Leonard Kelly-Young: Mel Pease
Quotes
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Ben : Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
Mel : [not making eye contact] Hi Ben.
Patty : [not making eye contact] Hi, Naomi.
[Ben waves the arm of the large, rubber, blow-up doll he is carrying]
Ben : Can she and I go to the movies tonight?
Mel : Son, don't you think it's time you got a real girlfriend?
Ben : [giving them an embarrassed look] Dad... I do have a real girlfriend. It's just that this one puts out.
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[the Bundys watch Al's character of 'Mel' on the series "Peas in a Pod"]
[repeated line]
Mel : Boy, does my life suck!
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Patty : Hi, Mel. I'm home.
[Mel shrugs with indifference]
Patty : Look what I bought today from the shop-at-home network. A whole weeks worth of bon-bons!
[Patty wheels in a huge barrel of Bon-Bon's printed on it]
Mel : Where are we supposed to put them?
Patty : Well, I'm supposed to keep them cold and frozen. So, how about your side of the bed?
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Marla : Mel Peas, did you back your Nash Rambler into our trash cans again?
Mel : [sarcastic] Oh hi, Marla. Oh, I'm sorry where those trash cans? I thought the feed store dropped off another load of pigeon chow for you.
Marla : I am not a pigeon!
[she mimic's Marcy's 'chicken' pose while her husband, Washington, stading behind her snickers mimicking Jefferson's pose]
Marla : [to Washington] Washington, are you gonna let that lowlife talk to me like that? Hit him!
Washington : What, and break a nail?
