Married... with Children (TV Series)
Oldies But Young 'Uns (1991)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Peggy Bundy : Al, must we be the spit bucket in the early round knockout that is your life? As usual, you need professional help. So why don't you just call the oldies station, K-Fossil, and ask the DJ?
Al Bundy : I already called. I got Rick Cool himself.
Bud Bundy : Gee, Rick Cool, huh? Did Bobby 23 Skiddoo quit?
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Kelly Bundy : [after the doorbell rings] If that's my date, tell him I am not home.
Bud Bundy : Why don't you tell him?
Kelly Bundy : Good idea.
[opens the door and sees her date, Vinnie]
Kelly Bundy : I am not home.
Vinnie Verducci : Then is it okay if I wait?
Bud Bundy : [to Peggy] Mom, if my mixed-up at the hospital theory is correct, I'd say we just found Kelly's natural brother.
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Peggy Bundy : Hi, I'm Peggy, and I know what you're thinking. How can a woman barely out of high school herself possibly be the mother to a teenage daughter? Heh heh.
Vinnie Verducci : Actually, I was wondering if we had trolls under my building. I mean, sometimes I hear noises. My dad says it's the pipes, but now I wonder.
Bud Bundy : [does a troll-like dance, annoyed] Look, I am not a troll, I'm a boy, you idiot!
