Married... with Children (TV Series)

Poke High (1988)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : [sing-song]  Give me a 'P'. Give me an 'O'. Give me a 'K'. Give me an 'E'. Poke High! Yeah!

  Mr. Groggs : Very good. But it's P-O-L-K. Polk High. Named after President James K. Polk.

  Kelly Bundy : [bewildered]  Huh?

  Mr. Groggs : [to Ms. Mount]  What do you think, Ms. Mount?

  Ms. Mount : I like her. I like her, a lot!

  Mr. Groggs : [to Kelly]  Congradulations, Miss Bundy. You are now a Polk Dot!

• Kelly Bundy : I checked up on this guy and I know he's not doing too good in English.

  Bud Bundy : Well, Kelly.

  Kelly Bundy : Well what?

  Bud Bundy : Okay, so he ain't done no good in English.

• Kelly Bundy : I'm Kelly. Remember, we met in the boys' shower the other day?

  Matt : Oh yeah, the soup girl.

  Kelly Bundy : Soap girl. S-O-P-E.

• Kelly Bundy : What are you doing here?

  Bud Bundy : Well, I had a little poison oak left over, so I took out the water boy. Meet the new water boy.

  Kelly Bundy : You don't even bathe. What do you know about water?

  Bud Bundy : I know if you spray some on a cheerleader's sweater, you get a cheap thrill.

• Kelly Bundy : Mom, I flirted with a boy and he paid no attention to me.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh honey.

  [hugs Kelly] 

  Peggy Bundy : Well, you can't give up. You've got to keep on trying.

  Bud Bundy : There's nowhere left to go once you've stood in the boys' shower wearing a sign that says, "Soap".

• Kelly Bundy : [cheering]  Go Matt! Come here! I'm your's!