Married... with Children (TV Series)
Poke High (1988)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Kelly Bundy : I checked up on this guy and I know he's not doing too good in English.
Bud Bundy : Well, Kelly.
Kelly Bundy : Well what?
Bud Bundy : Okay, so he ain't done no good in English.
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Kelly Bundy : What are you doing here?
Bud Bundy : Well, I had a little poison oak left over, so I took out the water boy. Meet the new water boy.
Kelly Bundy : You don't even bathe. What do you know about water?
Bud Bundy : I know if you spray some on a cheerleader's sweater, you get a cheap thrill.
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Kelly Bundy : Mom, I flirted with a boy and he paid no attention to me.
Peggy Bundy : Oh honey.
[hugs Kelly]
Peggy Bundy : Well, you can't give up. You've got to keep on trying.
Bud Bundy : There's nowhere left to go once you've stood in the boys' shower wearing a sign that says, "Soap".