Married... with Children (TV Series)
Ship Happens (1995)
Lisa Stahl: Gretchen
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Quotes
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Gretchen : Hi, I'm Gretchen, the athletics coordinator on the ship. I just dropped by to ask if you two guys will be taking aerobics classes during the cruise.
Jefferson D'Arcy : That depends. Are you taking them?
Gretchen : I'm teaching them.
Al Bundy : We're taking them.
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Jefferson D'Arcy : Uh, excuse me, Gretchen, but uh... I thought all the passengers were...
[Al whispers something in his ear]
Jefferson D'Arcy : Jurassic, Uh, I-I mean... jolly.
Gretchen : May I share something with you?
Al : Sure! Jefferson, would you step outside?
[pushes Jefferson aside and pulls Gretchen closer]
Gretchen : Well what I meant was since you're not part of the diet group, you can participate in our after hours activities.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Uh, what, what kind of after hour activities?
Gretchen : Well, after our 6:30 round up and lock down for our larger passengers, we put away the celery and those disgusting chalky shakes and bring out the real food.
[reads from her clipboard]
Gretchen : Tonight is... Carnival, couscous and clothing-optional lambada.
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Al : Now let me get this straight. At 6:30 you herd all the buffalos back to their cells, you lock them up, and then a wild orgy of scantily clad crew and us take over the ship?
Gretchen : Right! Uh, is that okay?
Al : [deliriously happy] Yes... It's fine!
Jefferson D'Arcy : [nearly in tears] Thank you.
Gretchen : Great! I'll see you guys there.
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Gretchen : [in her cute training outfit] I just wanted to know if either of you were taking aerobics classes?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Are you taking them?
Gretchen : I'm teaching them!
Al Bundy : We're taking them!