Married... with Children (TV Series)

Shoeless Al (1995)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : [examining the 1st place ribbon]  Best of Breed?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Well, Timmy's Veterinary Clinic donated 'em.

  Bob Rooney : Last year's winners got shots.

  Griff : Last year's losers got neutered.

  Peggy Bundy : I thought you guys were last year's losers.

  [Bob Rooney, Griff, and Al hang their heads in shame] 

• [first lines] 

  announcer on TV : Live from the Cayman Islands! The Home Swopping Network! Where you can swop that old crap you bought from some other shopping network for some *entirely new crap from us!*

  Peggy Bundy : And they say there's nothing good on TV.

  Marcy D'Arcy : [enters]  Hi, guys. You wanna catch a Woody Allen movie with me?

  Kelly Bundy : Mm. Oh, no. Woody Allen's never really done it for me. But... then again, I'm not his stepdaughter, so...

  [whooping laughter from all]