Married... with Children (TV Series)

Shoeless Al (1995)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• Leslie Baum : I'm Leslie Baum, private investigator. I represent the New Market Mall in your frivolous $4 million lawsuit.

  Al Bundy : Charmed.

  Leslie Baum : Look Bundy, I'll tell you straight out. I think you're a fraud.

  Al Bundy : Oh yeah, well with a name like Leslie, I think you're a sissy.

• Al Bundy : Well, we're gonna have to go with our alternate, Bud.

  Bob Rooney : But he stinks!

  Al Bundy : He's my son! Don't you think I know he stinks?