Married... with Children (TV Series)

Teacher Pets (1992)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy : He's in a suit. Is there a funeral at school today?

  Bud : Yes. 'Tis the death of Bud Bundy, lonely boy, and the birth of Stud Bundy, only boy. I have a date!

• Bud : [doorbell rings]  That must be her now, a half hour early I might add. Well, who can blame her. Sometimes I can't wait to touch myself either... you know what I mean.

  Peggy : I'm afraid we do.

• Peggy : Can someone get me some water?

  Al Bundy : You know where the kitchen is... or maybe you don't.

  [Al chuckles] 

  Kelly Bundy : Daddy, she is sick, she needs help.

  [Kelly stands up] 

  Kelly Bundy : Mom, the kitchen's over there somewhere.