Married... with Children (TV Series)

Teacher Pets (1992)

Lillian Adams: Mrs. A. Mariner

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Quotes 

• Bud : [thinking]  Two, two, two babes at once. God, I envy me!

  Student : Hey, did you guys hear the news, Miss McGowan's dating a student!

  Student : She ran off with a football player.

  Student : Yeah. She said he was the only one who could ever satisfy her.

  Bud : [thinking]  No big thing, that leaves me more time to give to the younger babe.

  [Darlene pulls away from Bud] 

  Bud : Good news babe, now you've got me all to yourself.

  Darlene : Drop dead! If you can't satisfy an older woman like Miss McGowan, what the hell would I want with you?

  Bud : Well, let's just see how you feel when the new teacher gets here. I haven't seen a temp that didn't need a little lovin'

  Mrs. A. Mariner : [an ugly old woman appears]  I'm Mrs. A. Mariner and I'll be the new teacher for the rest of the semester.

  [Mrs. Mariner sees Bud and pinches his cheek] 

  Bud : [thinking]  and then again, there's always Chuck E. Cheese with Dad. Well, great thing about being at the bottom is you can't fall any lower.

  Al Bundy : [Al appears]  You cradle robber! You Cher!