Married... with Children (TV Series)
The D'Arcy Files (1994)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : Walter Traugott came into the store today, told me you were a spy. Said he'd give me a $50,000 reward if I turned you in.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Did you?
Al Bundy : Do I look like I'm in Rio without the wife and kids? Although there is a plane leaving at six.
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Al Bundy : One last question. Who was the vice president under president Eisenhower?
Jefferson D'Arcy : I have no idea.
Al Bundy : You are an American.
[Al salutes]
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Jefferson D'Arcy : If Traugott finds me, I'm as dead as network TV.
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Jefferson D'Arcy : Oh, hey, before I forget, Marcy wanted to invite you guys to an April Fools' party tomorrow.
Al Bundy : Really?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah.
Al Bundy : Oh, man, I love April Fools' Day. Peg, remember Mrs. Quinn, our music teacher?
Peggy Bundy : [chuckles] Yeah. One April Fools', we faked a love note from her to the female gym teacher.
Al Bundy : [laughs] And the school board suspended her license.
Peggy Bundy : [laughs] Just three days before her retirement!
Al Bundy : And her husband divorced her and left her penniless!